Muck Boot
This cat is equal parts lovable and evil at the same time. He loves being pets, drools when he purrs and will turn you leg into hamburger while kneading as you pet him. At the same time he will jump out of nowhere and latch onto you like a tree with not a care in the world that your skin is not in fact made of bark. He also enjoys dumping the poop form EVERY SINGLE TIME right before of go to empty it into the wheelbarrow. As a barn cat his job is literally to kill rodents in my barn … however he chooses to interpret that as catch a rodent in the field and bring to the barn half dead then play with it for a while. To his credit I have never seen a live rodent or signs of live rodents in my barn but I also don’t appreciate the half dead ones he leaves for me 😒. I am also pretty sure he has a neighbor convinced he is a poor starving barn cat that no one loves because he comes home from across the street every morning when I go out to do chores … the moral of this story is kitten is living his best life as we all should be.
